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I just got interent lol abused on facebook poker.
They said I 'u ned a gud kick in'

What's the worst insult you've ever heard?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:22, archived)
a guy once told me i was quite tall.
which i am. but he thought i would be insulted. but i am, so i wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:25, archived)
This also happened to me except they said I was quite little, which I am.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:26, archived)
SSG LOVES HORSES.
True story.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:26, archived)
She gets it

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:28, archived)
But wait, it's OK.
Because SHE LOVES HORSES TOO.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:29, archived)
FP THIS NOW!

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:30, archived)
But wait,
IT GETS EVEN HORSIER.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:31, archived)
That
is quite staggeringly beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:33, archived)
It might be the best thing I've ever seen

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:36, archived)
All or most relationship problems could be avoided
if our loved ones were this horsey.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:38, archived)
I'm going to sew horse's heads
onto everyone I know.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:40, archived)
now we're getting somewhere.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:34, archived)
Horses with human hair are HOT.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:40, archived)
Wow, SSG's girlfriend is hot

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:30, archived)
I AM TAKING THAT AT FACE VALUE AND USING IT AS THE SOLE OPINION ON THE MATTER FROM NOW ON.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:34, archived)
I mean it, she's really beautiful.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:34, archived)
well obviously i think that she is the most beautiful person that i have ever met.
but i needed internet opinion to back me up.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:36, archived)
Mackem

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:27, archived)
Is it true women produce actual eggs?

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:28, archived)
Yes.
What?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:29, archived)
Gilgamesh told me that women produce eggs.
It's the most frightening thing I've ever heard in my entire life.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:30, archived)
I lay mine onto toast and then eat them like scrambledy caviar

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:32, archived)
GOOD LORD.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:35, archived)
SHOW US YER EGGS

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:29, archived)
Don't encourage her.
She'll get all eggy.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:30, archived)
The little bleeder

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:30, archived)
*period gushes all over your face*
*watches as a glob of uteral lining affixis you your eyebrow*
*pushes*
*pops out an egg on your head*
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:35, archived)
Yay
can I nest it? Will it hatch?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:38, archived)
It will.
Into the

50FOOT BLEEDING EGG MONSTER WOMAN
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:39, archived)
NEST PAS

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:41, archived)
I'll humpty your dumpty in a minute young man.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:31, archived)
Oh no!
I just hope I'll be able to put it back together again.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:32, archived)
You won't.
It's got EGG DISEASE now.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:37, archived)
CAREFUL!
make sure you're wearing a full EGG-PROOF FACE MASK and the approved leather ANTI-DISEASE GLOVES
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:31, archived)
EGG FLU!

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:32, archived)
hello sexiful
SSG's missus looks like a smashing bit of crumpet

I hope she starts posting here, we'll soon scare her away
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:38, archived)
Wormulus tried that with me and it didn't quite work.
But yes she does look lovely.

How are you good Sir?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:40, archived)
well, y'know, just stuff, like, y'know, stuff and things
I'm a bit meh to be honest

I can't decided whether to get properly wankered on shitbooze or give up and go to bed
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:44, archived)
get wasted with me,
online!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:01, archived)
I'm frightened now

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:32, archived)
I don't know.
I'm so lovely that nobody ever insults me.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 6 May 2009, 2:32, archived)
This is true.
stuj is like the lovely icing on a cake of pure lovely.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:33, archived)
All the pandering IN THE WORLD won't get you back in to the Holy Church Of Ding Ex-bishop MooCow.
You filthy MEAT HERETIC!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 6 May 2009, 2:34, archived)
When you finally taste lovely bananasteak,
you will recant and wish that you hadn't been so closed minded and judgemental about the joys of fruitmeats.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:39, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 6 May 2009, 2:43, archived)
Top scientists are working on breeding the first cow infused with 100% natural bananajuice even as we speak.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:45, archived)
Don't make me send in the Penguin Legions.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 6 May 2009, 2:46, archived)
When I got back from travelling someone from work told me I had developed a fat face.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:34, archived)
I bet you were just holding up a photo of Friz.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 6 May 2009, 2:36, archived)
FRIZ

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:36, archived)
Frizpiss!

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 6 May 2009, 2:37, archived)
this does not qualify as piss

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:39, archived)
Of course it does Gobbo.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 6 May 2009, 2:41, archived)
I DO NOT AGREE

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:41, archived)
TFD SAID MY GIRLFRIEND IS "REALLY BEAUTIFUL" SO THERE

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:42, archived)
I think TFD is trying to flatter her way into your pants.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:43, archived)
IS TFD AS "REALLY BEAUTIFUL" AS MY GIRLFRIEND?
DOES SHE LIKE BRIEF AND UNSATISFYING SEX AS MUCH AS MY GIRLFRIEND? IF SO THEN MAYBE SHE HAS A CHANCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:45, archived)
lol they're both munters
rofl
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:06, archived)
THAT IS A LIE.
TFD HERSELF SAID THAT MY GIRLFRIEND IS, AND I QUOTE, "REALLY BEAUTIFUL".
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:07, archived)
She's got Egg Disease though.
Her opinion cannot count.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 6 May 2009, 2:44, archived)
WHY WOULD SHE LIE?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:45, archived)
To get into your pants.
I said it just up there, look. Women do it all the time.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:46, archived)
not to me they bloody don't.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:53, archived)
One is doing it right now,
and you're too blinded by equine love to realise.

You poor, beautiful fool.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:54, archived)
i have met the woman of my dreams.
she doesn't mind in any way that i am a complete spazz.
basically.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:02, archived)
so i am blinded to anyone wanting to get into my pants.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:03, archived)
She's lovely
for someone clearly lacking a horse head.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:45, archived)
i might get her a horse head mask for her birthday.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:46, archived)
For her to wear,
or you?
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:47, archived)
You crazy romantic fool

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:51, archived)
She'll be champing at the bit.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:51, archived)
I'd give her
a quick ride round the paddock.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:53, archived)
Then she'd start
shitting HORSE EGGS and I'd get all disgusted and scared.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:55, archived)
i'm actually getting her a basket for the front of her bike
and tickets to a take that concert.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:53, archived)
i am glad that i have gotten away with this.
i will probably have to go to the take that concert too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:08, archived)
I'd probably oblige her with a thump up the eggy knickers
but you'll have to post nudey pics before I can give any kind of definite answer about htis matter
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:46, archived)
you make me fucking sick you do

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:51, archived)
you might recognise that other as The Doveston.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:52, archived)
Where did his cunt glasses and cunt pipe go?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:59, archived)
i also have cunt glasses and a cunt pipe i'll have you know.
and we only smoke the pipes when together, it's totally not pretentious and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:00, archived)
I've never smoked a pipe, so could be missing out on something great.
Saying that though, I've never eaten a poo but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:06, archived)
I bet you smoke each other's pipes aaaaaaaaall the time.
OoohHH YEAH.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 6 May 2009, 3:08, archived)
we also have sex sometimes.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:08, archived)
NO WAI!

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 6 May 2009, 3:10, archived)
no,
but we did go on an exotic holiday together once. trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:11, archived)
I'm going to make a joke about Friz, here.
Friz has a fat face.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 6 May 2009, 2:40, archived)
MOAR FRIZPISS!

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 6 May 2009, 2:42, archived)
FRIZPISS!

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 6 May 2009, 2:43, archived)
HURRAH!
Have some pandering.
*Panders*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 6 May 2009, 2:45, archived)
I thought about adding a joke about Friz to the end of my post but didn't because I thought it would be predictable and shit.
WASIRITE?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:46, archived)
No.
Needs MOAR FRIZPISS!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 6 May 2009, 2:50, archived)