They do not play music.
Music contains tunes, melodies, or at least fucking *something* memorable, rather than just a sonic novocaine.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:38, archived)

Who are you to judge?
I don't see your name in lights or composing any brilliant masterpieces.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:41, archived)

Nor do I see Chris Martin doing it...
...and you have never heard the song I wrot for my mate Phil 'Christmas Blues'.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:43, archived)

No, but Chris Martin is still popular. You're not.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:44, archived)

I'm more popular than Chris Martin some places

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:46, archived)

Yet, still not as rich.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:48, archived)

That'll be my fault
I do like my trinkets and tokens of affection

/Wicca'd
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:49, archived)

I think somebody has a crush on Chris Martin

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 15:06, archived)