With stuj's patented Bitch-Slapper-Upper-Simulatorer 5000 of course.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 May 2009, 8:08, archived)

*Hastily scrawls vaguely female facial characteristics on the moles in a Fisher Price Whack A Mole game in crayon.*
Yours for only £149.99 from stuj's Tat Pimp Training Emporium!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 May 2009, 8:14, archived)