not as wrong as Julia Roberts' gob
I sometimes worry that if she smiles too much the top of her head might fall off
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

now that is a 3-dick-gob if ever there was one

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

I heard she swallowed a Ford Capri, sideways, for a bet

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

I mean wrong as in my cock's not in it
Also, hello my favourite mentalist
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:35, archived)