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Who gets to be Sandra Bullock?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

Her gob is wrong

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

not as wrong as Julia Roberts' gob
I sometimes worry that if she smiles too much the top of her head might fall off
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

now that is a 3-dick-gob if ever there was one

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

I heard she swallowed a Ford Capri, sideways, for a bet

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

I mean wrong as in my cock's not in it
Also, hello my favourite mentalist
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

I want to be a helicopter pilot or someone with a big boat.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

You can drive the pedalo

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

No, I want something with an engine.
BIG boat, actually. One of those weird hovery Russian huge things that James May was going on about.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

Only if you do Famke Janssen's accent from Goldeneye.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

Trannyman woman out of Nip/Tuck?
I've not seen that film. I'm not a Bond person.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

It's the sexiest accent ever known to man.
Plus, she looks damn fine in that film.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

What accent IS it
I can do accents. I'm shit at impressions, though.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

She's supposed to be Georgian.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

She prononounces her 'u's and 's's wrong for Georgian.
the 's's should be more sch.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

That character was a fantastic femme fatale.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

Erkranoplan?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

That sounds about right.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

I think they only built the one.
Edit: I'm wrong. And I can't spell:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ground_effect_vehicle
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

Well I want that one, then.
edit: no, the massive one they showed going over the sea.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

That's the second picture.
The Caspian Sea Monster.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

electroplankton?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

Electric Light Orchestra.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

Christ
I read that as paedo.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

I'm not driving a paedo
it'll only take me to the fucking park.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

He'll probably by you ice cream though, so it's swings'n'roundabouts, at the swings'n'roundabouts.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

Sandra Bullock makes a great Sandra Bullock.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

*bullock for bullock fives*

(thediscokingpin, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

*fives*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

Is that from Chris de burgh's unreleased ladyboy in red?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

B side

(thediscokingpin, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

The one who looks most like Al Pacino

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

I don't want to be a milkman anymore Ted.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

Isn't there something to be said for another mass?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

I hate you Milkman Dan

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

THOSE WOMEN WERE IN THE NIP!

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:43, archived)

Sandra Bullock does

(thediscokingpin, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

Can I be Keanu Reeves?

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

Sorry. You're acting is too good for that role.
I also just turned down a lettece leaf for the same reasons...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

Can you act? Can you speak louder than a murmour?
Will you and the lead have absolutely no chemistry at all?

If you answered "No", to all of these.

You can be Keanu.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

so there was chemistry?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

Stop being so picky.
I'm not perfect you know.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

pretty close
x
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

we've already cast a plank of wood with a grumpy face drawn on it
sorry
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

oh boo

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

......
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..... wooah.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

Friz

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

I've got the tits for the role
But they're a bit hairy
( Theoban What of it, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

Just get them waxed
Or employ a body double for the topless scenes.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

I'd make a terrible Sandra Bullock

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

Your face isn't nearly silly or strange enough

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

in a film about the internet
who plays gmos?
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

Woody Harelson

(thediscokingpin, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

we both look good.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

A long faced dog playing the harmonica

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

Anne Sellors
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

OK so if I can't be Keanu Reeves
can I be the lady on the bus with the big tits that if you buy the DVD and watch it frame by frame you can see her mimsy when she falls over?
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

I'm already sanding my bullocks

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

they won't like that

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

I'm reading that in a south african accent.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

Why?

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

Because then it sounds like "I'm already sending my bollocks (to you)".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

pfft! You are a loon

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

Your Mum

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:48, archived)