I like egg sandwiches but the smell when opening the offending guffwedge is almost off putting.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

guffwedge?
an amazing description of an egg sarnie if I ever read one
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:32, archived)