Probably be 300% more English than normal
and get frustrated every half an hour.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:19,
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You'd make a point of not drinking coffee and taking tea,
and asking for your toast done on one side.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:20,
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