Because I lined up several job interviews for next week
and I'm restarting college tomorrow.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:42, archived)

is it something pointlessly creative or introspective?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:43, archived)

Veterinary nursing
so not terribly, no.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:44, archived)

You're great, you are.
Crushing people's hopes and dreams, one at a time.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:45, archived)

hopes and dreams don't contribute to taxable income
so I don't give a fuck about them.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:46, archived)

Scientists will study your Sarcastic Gland
And pronounce you a medical marvel, in a far-off future time.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:49, archived)

BBC will do a documentary of how much further humanity could have developed
if I'd decided to have bred.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:52, archived)

Cheers. If they ask nicely I'll drain their pets anal glands too.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:47, archived)

How much to do it on humans?

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:49, archived)

A plaster cast of your cock.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:51, archived)

Humans don't have them
so they'll end up on endless NHS waiting lists instead.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:51, archived)