This.
Mine was handy for decent pressies over the years. Dried up since I hit 22. Disgraceful.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:04, archived)

I'm not completely sure who my godfather is.
I'm assuming that it is my godmother's husband. It was a long time ago.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 7 May 2009, 20:05, archived)

Nope, not how it works.
Usually mother picks godmother, father picks godfather.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

My Godfather is called "Drinks".

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:13, archived)

This but it was at 18, my high school graduation.
He's fucking loaded, I wonder what I have to do to get some money.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:07, archived)

Marry him.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 7 May 2009, 20:07, archived)

He is married. He's got three daughters. They're all old enough to be my mum.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:15, archived)