haha no, she wants a dog.
They went to see the breeder today. PUPPY.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:13, archived)

I was mighty confused the first time someone asked "is it a dog or a bitch?"
I was, like, "it's, err... both?"
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:36, archived)