TWEE AS FUCK
I didn't laugh. That was a shit joke, involving kids. There's nothing funny about kids. For the first ten years they're festering sacks of disease, then they're insolent precocious vapid cunts, then they fuck of for 40 years, and then they kill you for the inheritence. Kids are, in all, a complete and utter waste of time, and anyone who coos, bleats, simpers or broods for them will be taken to the end of the field and shot.

Now fuck off.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:13, archived)

Well it's more than you ever did.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

Someone's nappy needs changing...

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:18, archived)