WHY THE FUCK DO YOU PERSIST IN BULLYING ME?
I'M FRAGILE YOU CUNT.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 7 May 2009, 23:52, archived)

You're my best friend.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:52, archived)

Now you're just tantalising me with a dream that can never be,

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 7 May 2009, 23:53, archived)