Fucking kittens savaged my hand. Little pricks.
I'm going to glue them to radio controlled cars with spikes on and force them to joust.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:43, archived)

It's your own fault for having such trouty hands

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:44, archived)

punching them stoutly on the chin usually helps

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:46, archived)

baldmonkey, can we be an item?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 7 May 2009, 23:49, archived)

Yes.
In fact, we can be two items. I'll be a deck of cards and you be a cock. A dead animals cock. A shitty dead animals tiny rubbish unwanted cock.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:51, archived)

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU PERSIST IN BULLYING ME?
I'M FRAGILE YOU CUNT.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 7 May 2009, 23:52, archived)

You're my best friend.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:52, archived)

Now you're just tantalising me with a dream that can never be,

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 7 May 2009, 23:53, archived)

It's their way of asking to be turned into soup

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:49, archived)

It's the last time I use a safety towel while playing Throw Kitten At Brick.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:52, archived)

goto 10
once a savagee, always a savagee
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 7 May 2009, 23:49, archived)

haha,
kittens are awesome. I love it when they do that.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:50, archived)

I'm on the roids

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:52, archived)

Don't hate the player
Hate the game.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:52, archived)

they do a pack of 24 bog rolls for three quid down the road.
i can't tell the difference between them and the leading brand.
where does that leave me?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:53, archived)

With shit on your fingers
Probably.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

At that price, you can afford to double up.
You could even rub great wodges of it along your bumhole in absolute shit-finger safety. Sheer luxury.
( Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:27, archived)