With shit on your fingers
Probably.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

At that price, you can afford to double up.
You could even rub great wodges of it along your bumhole in absolute shit-finger safety. Sheer luxury.
( Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:27, archived)