You fixed it by not looking at the screen and stopped making the servers feel ill

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

I pulled all your excess hair out of the air intakes.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

Place it on your head and you are now 25% sexier
The hair in the intakes were pubic btw.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:37, archived)