I've fixed it again.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

I think b3ta is dying.
Someone switch the life support off please
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

OMG did it fall over again?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

You fixed it by not looking at the screen and stopped making the servers feel ill

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

I pulled all your excess hair out of the air intakes.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

Place it on your head and you are now 25% sexier
The hair in the intakes were pubic btw.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

I almost bought gladiator sandals.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

I need some of them for my Mumrah outfit.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

Are you a size 6?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

No, I'm a size 10,
what do you think of my outfit so far?
www.flickr.com/photos/itscoolsteve/2634375908/
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

Lies.
You can't borrow mine then.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

There's nothing wrong with that man that a good solid kicking wouldn't solve.

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

haha

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

Don't tell them that isn't me
I was hoping someone would think that was me with hilarious results.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

I know it's not you, you bell end.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

Stalker

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

You fucking wish.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

hilarious sexy ?
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

You are a god amongst men
c
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

What's that c meant to mean?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

cunt god

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

cod
failed strikethrough
( turb0t, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

Fingers still drunk
C is next to the space bar.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

dr stuck together with sp
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

It went in my eyes not on my hands

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

You classy dame you.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

I'm currently working on my new invention, BUKKAKE GOGGLES
It'll be the new craze that sweeps the nation.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

i don't remember that m&ms advert

( spacefish bong!, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

It's the one where yellow finally gets angry at red treating him like a cunt
And rapes him, and red is left crying in the corner with a splash of yellow over his sad little face.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

fat fingers

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

Shut up mumrah

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

It'svanmeasyxenoughbmistakeztobmake.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

WHADDA MISTAKE-A TO MAKE-A!

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

So how come all these people got in from around 9am
and I've only just managed to get in :(
( turb0t, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

You're not smacking F5 with enough panic and sweatiness

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

F5 ? Are you kidding
I have a macro set up to launch missiles on my F5
( turb0t, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

Baroness hits F5 with every rotation of her wap-tassels

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

I wish this were true
I lack the titcoordination
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:48, archived)

*flailing tits going at odd speeds*
OW MY EYE!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

wap-tassels ?
As an old fogey, what does this mean ?
( turb0t, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

Nipple tassels

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

you didn't spend enough time on foreplay and your willy is too big

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

Is that what they keep telling you?

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

No.
I'm usually in the shame-cupboard by myself, pounding at my cork like penis hoping that people can't hear me.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:43, archived)

Everyone can hear your crying deeply.

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

The guttural wailings of a man wearing lynx products

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:49, archived)

you're not supposed to apply it to your nob

( turb0t, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

I can see him now, ramming the New Lynx Bullet down his japseye

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

You do stink like a secondary school changing room
Cheap deodorant barely masking the stench of sweat and fear
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

thats a nice compliment from a bloke
I try not to look at yours.
So far, I've succeeded.
( turb0t, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

You're trying to fuck a 3 year old btw.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

fuck all that
i'm going to paint my living room
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

good on you,
*is suitably impressed*
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:46, archived)