Ooooo, massive muffs and fat
I had not considered this due to the fact that I and my good lady are both fucking hot and therefore I assumed everyone else on the beach would be also
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

Did you think about the old people?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:28, archived)