I have just booked some flights for a summer holiday
and will thus be lazing around a Spanish island with no clothes on.

Who or what would you least like to see on a nudist beach?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

Goatse

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

Real one?
or me?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

The joke is that it could mean both,
"joke" may be putting it a bit to strongly.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

I GET THIS JOKE.
Aha.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

That's because you've got a advanced sense of humour.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

I also got several extra layers of meaning that even you didn't know were in there.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

It's amazing how much funny I can jam "between the lines"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

ugly people

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

body facist
I will not cover up for you!
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

Meg Ryan.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

Germans

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

I wonder if Gordon Brown has a small willy.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

I bet you "wonder" about that a lot

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

Now I'm wondering that
*sadface*
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

i can't really imagine him with a big one.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

How do you think he put his eye out?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

haha

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

don't blind me with your rules and arrogance,
let's find the time to laugh and dance.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

he has a jaw like a nutsack
perhaps he has a nutsack like a jaw
( spacefish bong!, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

I don't think I fancy putting myself on a nudist beach.

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

Thank god.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

I'm not quite sure what the point is, but if I were on one, I would be in appropriate attire.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

Top hat and tuxedo t-shirt?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

just a malevolent grin.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

and a raging hardon?

(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

r d
d r
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

Is that a physics joke?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

I'm a physics joke :(

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

how's the cracking on cracking on?

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

I've got to go clear up one thing with my supervisor at 13:30,
just one bit of a derivation. As soon as I've got that sorted I can do the 2000 words I've got left today (I've planned out what I'm going to say, I just need to maths to go with it). Then tomorrow is tidying up etc.

Then sunday I'll have to go pay about £40 to print it all.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

In total my dissertation cost about £45 to print.
Loads of glossy colour prints for graphs etc. Binding and all that malarkey too.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

Binding is done for us,
we're not even allowed to bind it ourselves.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

That is a bit odd.
We did have to hand in two copies so the uni can keep one on file and give our marked ones back. That was the main reason was expensive.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

We have to hand in 3 unbound copies.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

Blimey!
Speaking of work, I must get on. I have a 10,000 word portfolio to write by midday Monday. Eeek!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

Yes, a hadron is something very small
Ergo he was insinuating that his erection would be barely noticable.

I think.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

Explaning jokes ruins them.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

Yes, sorry

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

no, it makes them better!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

daging harron?
lololol
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

You get less and less awesome every day.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

Arf

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

no, I've been through the aroused by anything that resembles lady stage of my life

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

I've met you I think
at a bash, you'd probably get away with it

*internet stalks*
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

have we met?

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

Flickr stalking

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

I've met you.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

We swapped shirts (:

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

yours made it look like I had tits.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

hmmm, maybe not now I think about it
I may be getting confused, my memory is not what it was
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

i've cracked one out over your flickr account,
does that count?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

Magic.

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

this picture in particular
www.flickr.com/photos/topupthetea/1000761164/in/set-72157594294878352/
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

I wouldn't mind a small one
maybe not one in the middle of a load of other non-nudist beaches.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

The Labour Government

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

GORDON BROWN'S DEBT-DEATH-SOCIALIST-DEATH-DEBT CAMP IS UPON US
/AC
( WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

Sand.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

I AM MOTHER FUCKING HILARIOUS

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

YOU ARE NOT FUCKING KIDDING!

(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

Me
Sand in all the wrong places. Eep.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

I wouldnt mind nudity on a beach if i was alone
or perhaps with a lucky person, but being naked on a beach in front of a bunch of other naked people? hmmmm... no thanks!
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

I think after a while you'll stop noticing,
just get on and read your book.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

could someone wake me up when there's a post I give a crap about?
thanks
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

you might want to go into a coma for a bit.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

Why won't you be mean to me?
All the best people get beasted by you.

oh..........
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

I've got fish fingers and chips

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

Bark

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

arent' you meant to be barking?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

Ooooo, massive muffs and fat
I had not considered this due to the fact that I and my good lady are both fucking hot and therefore I assumed everyone else on the beach would be also
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

Did you think about the old people?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

who are you and what have you done with police dog!

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

I'd like to point out that I've never been to Jersey and someone has forgotten to sign out of their Police Dog account
NOT ME!
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

haha rumbled :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

A massive gelatinous blob of skin cancer
undulating across the sandy dunes, tanned a charming caramel on the places that aren't crusty black scabs of cancerous flesh weeping a sticky thick pus that looks like melted lemon marshmallow.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

SAGA Volleyball
That is all.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

what island?
*is in spain*
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:54, archived)