
*goes out with home perming kit*
*discovers some new species*
( , Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:23, archived)

the ratbag won't let me change the channel. she's not very well so the slightest thing sets off uncontrollable crying.
( , Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:26, archived)

in the item sense, I don't want you doing a louise woodward on me
( , Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:29, archived)