Why did the mexican throw his diseased sow off the cliff?

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:23, archived)

*some sort of flu/flew wordplay*

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:27, archived)

A: Tequila
B: Cheaper than a divorce
( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:28, archived)

Because he was an under-educated member
of a third world country, and didn't realise that Pork can't levitate?
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:28, archived)