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I rang NHS direct for information on Swine Flu
All I got was crackling.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
IS THIS BETTER THAN A SEXFACE THREAD?
Vote now!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
I thought they were the same person for a while.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
Well this month is our lucky month, b3ta!
It's a Sexface vs Wormulus all out war!
ONE MUST GO!



In the event of a tie, Pickle Fairy is executed.
Terms and Conditions fully explained on the JMG Fan Club page.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
If they are indeed the same person, that implies a tie.
I vote this. I vote this hard.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
BAN-ZAAAAAAAAAIIIIII!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
immeasurably

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
The thing I like about you
is you are both funny AND original. It's a rare combination.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
WELCOME TO THE TOWN OF STALE JOKES
POPULATION: YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
I just worked out something momentus.
Now there's only one thing holding me back from finishing :D.

Jenpots, you can swear at me now.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
when you've done properly
I'm only going to be nice whilst you're working.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
Yeah but I just understood something that was both in russian and c.g.s units,
converted it to english and SI units, then solved all the maths.

I think that deserves some bullying.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
bullying? I'm rubbish at that.
I'll just call you a cunt.

Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
This Mex me sick

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
Why did the mexican throw his diseased sow off the cliff?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
*some sort of flu/flew wordplay*

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
A: Tequila
B: Cheaper than a divorce
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
Because he was an under-educated member
of a third world country, and didn't realise that Pork can't levitate?
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
*sigh*
I mean, really. Even by your standards.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
I bet thats not the first time you've said that to him

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
HA!

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
First time without her mouth full

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
Full?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:27, archived)