Why do you insist on bullying me?
I'm nothing but nice to you
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

Poor MoTty, I couldn't help myself. I shall pat your little face and sing you a song.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:36, archived)