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Favourite method of torture?
Say you have to torture people, and you can get away with it. If you had to choose one form, what would it be?

I'd peel people. I'd hang them from chains by their wrists, and peel a centimetre wide strip of skin off all the way down, then rub some salt/vinegar/whatever into it. The fun thing is, if I do one a day, by the time I go all the way around them the first strip's healed and I can pull it off again.

You?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
I think waterboarding is the current choice amongst the kids.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
I can't envision a situation where I would need to torture someone, sorry

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
If they were female,
I'd stick my willy in her.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
Torture, MOT, not stealth.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
Why do you insist on bullying me?
I'm nothing but nice to you
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
Poor MoTty, I couldn't help myself. I shall pat your little face and sing you a song.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
Also.
I'd peel them too.

Starting by removing a toe a day to open up the skin for peeling.

Then i'd peel them inch by inch, once a day, while giving them medical attention to keep them in pain, but alive.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
What the fuck is wrong with you people?

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
Issues *rocks back and forth*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
play them a constant loop of dogs barking jingle bells

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
That's a good one. On headphones, I presume?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
That sounds cool
torture me pls
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
QOTW

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
I'd probably couple it with some sort of sexual practice.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
I'd give them a day to choose which bit of them I cut off.
That would mess with your mind.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
staple their eyes and mouth shut
and smear their hands with dogshit.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

I would remove their source of alcohol, then make them sit through repeats of Terry Christian's TV programs.

Nasty, I know.
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
You BASTARD.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
It's bad, I know
But what other use is there, for Terry Christian?
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
Word.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
I'd constantly poke them in the cheek with my finger while they were trying to go to sleep.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
Eew, I hope you'd make sure their bottom was clean first

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
Sit them next to Piston for a few minutes.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
*five*

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
Force them to pleasure Piston orally
whilst he boasts about how sexy he is.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
Christ that's sick.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?
Honestly.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
I took it too far.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
Jesus
you went too far
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
Ugh, worst minge cringe in a long time.
Cheers, Wormy.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
Whispering eye cry

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
*disturbed*
Some things you may want to keep to yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
Lock 'em in a room with Piston Broke.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
When I worked in insurance broking years ago, one of the MDs told me about the Kidnap & Ransom annual newsletter
It's basically a list of the horrible shit they're doing to kidnap victims around the world.

He informed me that in the phillipines if kidnappers think the family/company are fucking them around, they video themselves blowtorching out the victim's eyes and then send the videotape to the family.

I was actually nearly sick when I was told that, I wasn't very desensitized then.

When I saw hostel a year later I nearly threw up again.

So yeah, that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
Also, a guy I know spent a long time telling me about how he'd hang people from a ceiling then smash their arms and legs with hammers
He smoked a... lot... of... weed... dooood.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
I smoke a lot of weed, maybe there's a connection.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
THC = Torture Happy CRAZYTIEM

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
I need mini cheddars, sushi, chocolate milk, pretzels and KNIVES.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
Yay! Sushi!
Wait, what are doing with that AAARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 8 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
it involves a sharp knife
and chilli essence
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 8 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
I'd make them babysit my nephews.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
I'd not let them taste my bacon sarnie
no matter how much they begged.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:39, archived)
Gosh!

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
I'd lock them in a room with a very easy-to-influence mad young chap
who had just read every single comic strip on electric retard.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
Needs more Hitler and willies

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:42, archived)