I'm having a ham and disappointment sandwich

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

What's disappointing about it?
No ham, or is it giving you the flu?

Oh dear, sorry!
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:13, archived)