PUBPUBPUB!
I'm going to the pub. SOON!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

*sadface*

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

I know you'll miss me, but don't be sad.
I'll be back, and I'll be drunk. Who knows what hilarious outcomes there will be. WOAH!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

I'm glad there's more than one pub
or this news might have stopped me going.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:01, archived)

Don't worry.
I'll turn up at your house after closing time, with a half finished bottle of wine and a box of chicken.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:03, archived)

Bring your pipe
this methamphetamine isn't going to smoke itself.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:09, archived)