Right, enough of that
What are you lot up to tonight and why is it better than the pub? Unless it is the pub, then you can go off and make me jealous.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:50, archived)

I'm going to curl up on the sofa with a glass of wine and an internet

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:53, archived)

Oh wine, so tempting...

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

I've not had a drink since the begining of February so I am looking forward to it

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

i've cut down drinking a lot
and i find i look forward to that one glass of wine now
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:16, archived)

me too
half a bottle of vodka per night only
( well, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

It's not better than the fucking pub.
Tonight I'll be planning a bridal shower and bachelorette party to commence before the 6th of june.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

What's the difference?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

Bridal shower is to get gifts for them before the wedding, bachelorette party is sort of the list night to be wild before the wedding.
Or somesuch.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

Presents before the wedding? Greedy bams.
*moves to the states and gets married*
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

it's usually just stuff for the wedding night, like...furry handcuffs and lacy undies.
Currently I'm shopping for a sports bike.
This is approximately 500% more fun than planning wedding crap.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

Hehe ace
I am still pondering my purchase of a cross trainer but it seems like a lot of money I should be spending on more important things.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:04, archived)

like booze and shoes

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:05, archived)

Yes
Although, with less booze.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:07, archived)

LESS THINKING MORE DRINKING
I prefer to exercise outside, it's free.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:10, archived)

They have exercise machines by the beach here
bit odd, they look like kiddy playground things
( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

some beach
some where
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:16, archived)

That's quite cool
Now, when should I move over?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

Pop over now
it's a party weekend as of tomorrow
( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

Don't do it
it'll sit in a corner gathering dust. No one EVER uses exercise machines at home after the third or fourth go. FACT.
( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:06, archived)

This is my fear

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:08, archived)

I have two choices, either go out and watch Star Trek, which, I clearly do not want to do. Alternatively, I can stay in with the ladyfriend. Not sure yet as Star Trek involves beer.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

Get beer delivered
Problem solved.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

Ah, but beer is with friends, who will be watching Star Trek.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

Why not have beer with the gf?
You might get her drunk enough for her to let you fuck her.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:24, archived)

Heh

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:25, archived)

I'd need to be pissed to watch Star Trek as well

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

It just... looks really shit.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:58, archived)

PUBPUBPUB!
I'm going to the pub. SOON!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

*sadface*

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

I know you'll miss me, but don't be sad.
I'll be back, and I'll be drunk. Who knows what hilarious outcomes there will be. WOAH!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

I'm glad there's more than one pub
or this news might have stopped me going.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:01, archived)

Don't worry.
I'll turn up at your house after closing time, with a half finished bottle of wine and a box of chicken.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:03, archived)

Bring your pipe
this methamphetamine isn't going to smoke itself.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

I'm watching ER
George Clooney is in it and all the old cast

I've also got hiccups
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

I'm probably gonna be sensible & stay in
I have a pretty full on few days coming up
( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

Gin, curry, pub
followed by gin.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

Tegan is bedded and Ramseys kitchen nighhtmares is on for almost 2 hours tonight.
Bliss.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:01, archived)

Our ideas of bliss differ dramatically

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:05, archived)

I'm an old man though.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:08, archived)

Err...

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

It's pretty similar to mine
except the slight lack of being wanked off by Dolly Parton into a dinner lady's hair.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

Oh, everyone went through the 'parton the dinner ladies hair' phase though

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:15, archived)

You're getting old...

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:05, archived)

I know.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:08, archived)

I mean, is that really your idea of bliss?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

I can think of better things.
But due to lack of money and Alesha Dixon.
This will do nicely for now.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:24, archived)

Not much.
I never really found a replacement when I stopped drinking.
( CowJam, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:13, archived)

Hardcore fisting.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:20, archived)

I'm doing nothing of any note.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

Thats no way to talk about her mum

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:20, archived)

I've paid my 11p.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:23, archived)

I'm going to sit and sweat for a bit

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:22, archived)

BEING A MOTHER
I've just been to Toys R Us and spent £80 on Lego, StarWars Toys and Transformers and I stuck some sea monkeys in the trolly claiming they were for the kids when really they are for me because it's like pretend science and stuff innit.
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:28, archived)