It's pretty similar to mine
except the slight lack of being wanked off by Dolly Parton into a dinner lady's hair.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

Oh, everyone went through the 'parton the dinner ladies hair' phase though

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:15, archived)