I'd quite like to fight crime and that
plus chicks dig the uniform.
And I could do some serious damage with a riot baton. FUN.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:18, archived)

Tasers have gotta be a good way to wake yourself up after a heavy night as well

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:20, archived)

Danger, danger
HIGH VOLTAGE!
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 8 May 2009, 23:29, archived)