This phrase used to be reserved for Spider
Unfortunately he now lives further away from me than you do, making you my Default Favourite Irish.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:19, archived)

:(((
I don't want your pity love. Shag off.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:20, archived)

Eventually you will succomb to my charm, just as he did
Begorrah, etc.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:21, archived)