I like both of these things.
I am drunk. HELLO.
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:28, archived)

Drunk girl on the internet.
How do we get to see your tits then?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:30, archived)

I am also drunk
Hello!

I just realised I haven't eaten for at least 9 hours. This may explain my poor alcohol tolerance.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 9 May 2009, 1:32, archived)