thought you ladies liked a man to take his time?

( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:52, archived)

2000 years is a bit long for anyone,
even Sting.
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:55, archived)

indeed
you'd need a lot of patience and loads of lube
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:56, archived)