i've never been to a bash

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:28, archived)

*Firm handshakes*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:29, archived)

I went to one, I got to pretend to be a ninja with baldmonkey
It was the best moment of my internet life.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:29, archived)

Same here.
I'm also not all that chunky.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:30, archived)

This is lies
Everyone on the internet is a 42 year old fat trucker called Dave.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:31, archived)

That's where I aspire to be in 10 years time.
Considering I'm 22 now, it would be quite a feat.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:34, archived)

Don't dream it, be it.
*is a whole year older than you, ruffles your hair patronisingly*
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:41, archived)

That's not where my hair is!
Pervert...

I'm going to bed now, goodnight.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:48, archived)

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES
Night darlin
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:49, archived)

I doubt you'd fit in
space must be limited with so many FAT FUCKING MONGS.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:31, archived)