I just clicked on that b3ta flickr gubbins
with those OMGB4SH pictures.
Are you seriously like saying that you are all like seriously
FAT FUCKING MONGS
literally?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:26, archived)

For sure?

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:26, archived)

INTERNET!
I'm off to bed.

Hugs and kisses to all you spotties, nerdies, fatties, virgins, and of course JMG who is also bald I hear.

Wuv oo xxxxx
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 3:06, archived)

Incredibly bald.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 3:08, archived)

You've taken in the show then?

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 May 2009, 3:11, archived)

Needs more roll call

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 3:10, archived)

mnmph

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:27, archived)

It's genuinely, genuinely encouraged me at the darkest of hours.
"Mouthbreather or not?" is always a great game to play whilst viewing them.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:27, archived)

I'm starting to feel guilty for posting Geordieal's photo on here now.
He didn't reply and it's made me think he's taken a huff.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:29, archived)

INTERNET!

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:30, archived)

It's rare I show emotion. I know.
Maybe it's because he has Geordie in his name.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:31, archived)

You crazy north eastern scamps.
With your barcode shirts and your boats and suchlike.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:33, archived)

Where are YOU from, whereabouts does The Baroness hitch up her undercrackers for the public?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:35, archived)

One was originally from South Bucks DAAAAAAAAHLING
Home counties, private schooled, upper middle class, pony riding girl gone bad.

EDIT: HERE

But I live in Norfolk now, which is pretty, but full of people who have never, and will never leave Norfolk.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:36, archived)

It's understandable then that you are always striving for male attention.
As I'm quite sure that most of the males you grew up with were a bit of a Moohalaa.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:37, archived)

I don't know anybody from South Bucks. mind.
Pencil yourself in as my correspondent.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:38, archived)

I never get down there any more. I fear I rather burnt my bridges when I done become a teenage runaway

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:40, archived)

WHORE! etc.
Would did you do, like? Spill your Pimms?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:40, archived)

I dared cross my mother, not something I'd advise
She's a prison officer in a nasty nasty prison now, but she only got that job after I left. She must've realised she had a talent.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:42, archived)

I bet I could charm her.
I'm great with rough old birds.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:43, archived)

She's a real ballbuster JMG
When she discovered my 20 year old brother was looking at porn, ON THE INTERNETS, in the privacy of his own bedroom, she put on her work boots and kicked down his door.

MEASURED RESPONSE!
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:46, archived)

GET IN!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:46, archived)

I'm going to get Kerry Katona to give her a mother of the year award

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:47, archived)

Very much so
We used to have annual discos with the local boys' school, there was so much sexual confusion. Outrageous.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:39, archived)

This is how I see most of the country south of Gateshead.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:41, archived)

It's less and less usual now
School discos are like drunken spotty orgies now apparently.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:42, archived)

Terrible banter, TB.
I'm sure you'll agree with your top off.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:45, archived)

I'm very agreeable with my top off
It's best not to start an argument without clothes on.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:46, archived)

Gollygosh!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:48, archived)

*fans self*
Dearie me, I almost swooned.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:49, archived)

It's a good job I'm sat down.
This is how GMoS must feel every night of the week.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:50, archived)

Unbearably sexy?

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:50, archived)

I heard a rumour he's going to climb the Eiffel tower from the outside then have sex with loads of French birds with big tits at the top.
Well played that man.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:52, archived)

The afterwards he'll send them away, and stand on the viewing deck...
Topless, brooding, all tousled hair and erect nipples.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:54, archived)

Little knowing Moohalaa does that very same feat most weekends.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:57, archived)

But that's at the top of blackpool tower and he gets sucked off by a Peter Kaye lookalike

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:59, archived)

OH MYKEY!
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 3:03, archived)

How could a man living in Aberdeen sink so low :*(?

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 3:04, archived)

anything south of Cheshire is France

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:45, archived)

LES FRUITS!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:45, archived)

i've never been to a bash

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:28, archived)

*Firm handshakes*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:29, archived)

I went to one, I got to pretend to be a ninja with baldmonkey
It was the best moment of my internet life.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:29, archived)

Same here.
I'm also not all that chunky.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:30, archived)

This is lies
Everyone on the internet is a 42 year old fat trucker called Dave.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:31, archived)

That's where I aspire to be in 10 years time.
Considering I'm 22 now, it would be quite a feat.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:34, archived)

Don't dream it, be it.
*is a whole year older than you, ruffles your hair patronisingly*
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:41, archived)

That's not where my hair is!
Pervert...

I'm going to bed now, goodnight.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:48, archived)

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES
Night darlin
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:49, archived)

I doubt you'd fit in
space must be limited with so many FAT FUCKING MONGS.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:31, archived)

let's have a competition
whoever finds the ugliest person in the flickr pool wins a flash of my tits
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:31, archived)

Am I just allowed to type b3tans names into the search engine?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:33, archived)

save yourself the bother
they're all so desperately unattractive it's as though they've all fused together into a single seething mass of ugly

with the emphasis on "single"
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:36, archived)

want to come up and see
my etchings?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 9 May 2009, 2:44, archived)

If you paint them with your fingers and your own shit, I think they're referred to as "daubings"

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 3:02, archived)

hahaha

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 3:05, archived)

Hmmmm
I'd rather go for a different species than even let my winky be in the same room than any of them.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:36, archived)

The standard of boarders has gone down since the first bash
You made us cunts look like fucking fashion models
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:31, archived)

i don't even look at their flickr links
it's too harrowing
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 9 May 2009, 2:35, archived)

It's like looking at pictures of a car crash full of naked mongs
that's crashed into a butcher's lorry
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:37, archived)

being wanked over by naked bill oddie giving steven hawking a handjob

( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:40, archived)

with raw meat in their mouths drooling over 2 girls one cup

( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:43, archived)

devided by -1
to create an endless fractal of depraved grossness
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:46, archived)

And with that thought I'm off to bed
I may refrain from my before bed wank after that. Though to be honest I think this may just make it all the more furious. Night Riggers.
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:51, archived)

Clickin' dis

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:40, archived)

it's the heri keri
of the internets bowels
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 9 May 2009, 2:40, archived)

LOL
THINGS HAPPENED ON THE INTERNET AND OFF THE INTERNET.

LOL.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:33, archived)

IT'S TRUE!
THERE ARE PICTURES!
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:34, archived)

Don't be a fool.
Things don't happen off the internet; the photos are clearly faked.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:38, archived)

ROFLOL
LOLROFL
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:37, archived)

Sorry
these fat fucking mongoloid cunts probably can't help themselves, unless it's to another portion. We should encourage them to live a healthier, balanced lifestyle via the medium of the /talk popular page. Simply click on the following reply to help them on their way to being actual people.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:48, archived)

SORT IT OUT YOU FAT MONGOLOID CUNT

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:49, archived)

WORDS ON AN INTERNET!

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:50, archived)

CAPSLOCK RESPONSE TEAM
AT YOUR SERVICE.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:54, archived)

REAL TALKERS USE THE SHIFT KEY

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:55, archived)

there are no real talkers

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 3:00, archived)

It's just us, Dave.

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 3:01, archived)

You and me, Dave
I wish Dave was here too.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 3:02, archived)

He is, Dave.
We're all waiting for you.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 3:03, archived)

*waves*

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 May 2009, 3:03, archived)

Great! Hiya Dave!
Dave's here, he's in the corner with Dave. I think they're figging...don't tell Dave!
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 3:08, archived)

I'm so drunk I can barely read the original post.
I'm guessing MONGS ETC.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:52, archived)

*high fives*
You fucking drunk, you make me sick.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:55, archived)

Touch my private internet parts

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:56, archived)

Fuck yes, my hands are running through your hkeys
I'm messing with regedit but WHO CARES!
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:58, archived)