Well I suppose it's better than being a tranny with a tiny cock
it's be like the revealing moment in the crying game but instead of vomiting the guy would piss himself laughing.
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:28, archived)

It's much funnier to be like, "Oh yeah I wanna sit on your face" and then teabag them.

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:30, archived)