Queens of the Stone Age. I've never seen them live.
What's your favourite type of seedless jam?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:11, archived)

Damson.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:12, archived)

You

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:13, archived)

This is why I am sans child.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:15, archived)

RUN THIS TO THE ABERDEEN BUGLE, STAT!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:15, archived)

He'll stick a new thread in
you've just posted.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:18, archived)

I'M SO FAT FOR YOU!
I don't think you're ready for this belly
I don't think you're ready for this belly
I don't think you're ready for this belly
'cos my belly's too blubbalicious for your JMG
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:13, archived)

*High Fives!*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:15, archived)

*High Cholesterols!*

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:15, archived)

Redcurrant jelly.
God I'm exciting. I've been out tonight with real people and alcohol and food and everything.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:15, archived)

OH LT!
Always easy and ready to talk preserves!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:15, archived)

Woo for social life!
Mine's fading away.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:17, archived)

I've got loads of friends, am going to get a good degree from a top 10 uni, a boyfriend, a job, a house, a lovely family and some pretty shoes.
What am I doing on the internet?
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:21, archived)

Limey, don't leave yourself open like that!
I actually had to stop myself from writing something bitchy, and I'm nice.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:23, archived)

*joke about leaving yourself open*
meh, think it up yourself.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:24, archived)

OPEN FOR RAPE THAT IS!

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:25, archived)

I can only assume that Sexface is either dead or busy playing his mp3s to almost four people on internet radio

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:27, archived)

He's too busy wanking over webcam to rape me, :*(

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:28, archived)

Oh I know. It's a joke innit.
I'm a fat ugly internet bird like the rest deep down.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:32, archived)

Aaaah, we're all useless attention whores
Otherwise we'd be watching telly. Telly doesn't judge, but then it doesn't have JMG.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:35, archived)

And it no longer has gorgeous Phil from Durham who I have a secret crush on.
Don't tell anyone.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:36, archived)

I won't... it'll be a secret between you, me and the internets

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:43, archived)

this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqUoCD_-gp0
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:16, archived)

ARNO?!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:18, archived)

he looks more like slim than me
maybe that's where he went. He decided to get two bricks and bang his bollocks till he could sing a high c#
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:22, archived)

ahhhh, I see.
Kastraten indeed....
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:23, archived)

do they make cabbage jam?

they fucking well should, I'd well buy that
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:17, archived)

There'll be frantic editing of a JMG snapshot over this.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:18, archived)

I'm the best at Photoshop Elements

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:19, archived)

I knew it was you
www.b3ta.com/talk/6135772
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:18, archived)

The fact that everyone ignored you should clue you in, but...
That's not funny
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:21, archived)

yes it is
I juyst looked at your picture are you a tranny?
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:23, archived)

Yes, my penis is enormous.

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:25, archived)

Well I suppose it's better than being a tranny with a tiny cock
it's be like the revealing moment in the crying game but instead of vomiting the guy would piss himself laughing.
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:28, archived)

It's much funnier to be like, "Oh yeah I wanna sit on your face" and then teabag them.

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:30, archived)

I got a pic
of the last time a b3tan took his jam to market
( broadsword, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:18, archived)

:(
That poor Mule.
I hope he got down from there and filled in whoever caused that.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:19, archived)

Raspberry

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:19, archived)

GET YOUR TITS OUT, AND THAT!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:21, archived)

As long as I don't have to be nice to you
Or listen to you witter on about your 60 year old ex girlfriend who made you cum three times in one night but then afterwards you couldn't keep an erection so you just had horrible norfolk wrinkly naked cuddles then she left you for some bloke from Kings Lynn.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:24, archived)

Up until you said "Kings Lynn" we were heading for trouble..

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:26, archived)

Thank fuck for that.
I've had enough of Norfolk now.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:27, archived)

marmalade

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:24, archived)

I don't like Marmalade.
A JMG insight!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:28, archived)

tedious

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 9 May 2009, 2:31, archived)