LOL
THINGS HAPPENED ON THE INTERNET AND OFF THE INTERNET.

LOL.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:33, archived)

IT'S TRUE!
THERE ARE PICTURES!
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:34, archived)

Don't be a fool.
Things don't happen off the internet; the photos are clearly faked.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:38, archived)

ROFLOL
LOLROFL
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:37, archived)

Sorry
these fat fucking mongoloid cunts probably can't help themselves, unless it's to another portion. We should encourage them to live a healthier, balanced lifestyle via the medium of the /talk popular page. Simply click on the following reply to help them on their way to being actual people.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:48, archived)

SORT IT OUT YOU FAT MONGOLOID CUNT

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:49, archived)

WORDS ON AN INTERNET!

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:50, archived)

CAPSLOCK RESPONSE TEAM
AT YOUR SERVICE.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:54, archived)

REAL TALKERS USE THE SHIFT KEY

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:55, archived)

there are no real talkers

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 3:00, archived)

It's just us, Dave.

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 3:01, archived)

You and me, Dave
I wish Dave was here too.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 3:02, archived)

He is, Dave.
We're all waiting for you.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 3:03, archived)

*waves*

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 May 2009, 3:03, archived)

Great! Hiya Dave!
Dave's here, he's in the corner with Dave. I think they're figging...don't tell Dave!
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 3:08, archived)