I don't know anybody from South Bucks. mind.
Pencil yourself in as my correspondent.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:38, archived)

I never get down there any more. I fear I rather burnt my bridges when I done become a teenage runaway

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:40, archived)

WHORE! etc.
Would did you do, like? Spill your Pimms?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:40, archived)

I dared cross my mother, not something I'd advise
She's a prison officer in a nasty nasty prison now, but she only got that job after I left. She must've realised she had a talent.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:42, archived)

I bet I could charm her.
I'm great with rough old birds.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:43, archived)

She's a real ballbuster JMG
When she discovered my 20 year old brother was looking at porn, ON THE INTERNETS, in the privacy of his own bedroom, she put on her work boots and kicked down his door.

MEASURED RESPONSE!
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:46, archived)

GET IN!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:46, archived)

I'm going to get Kerry Katona to give her a mother of the year award

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:47, archived)