Gollygosh!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:48, archived)

*fans self*
Dearie me, I almost swooned.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:49, archived)

It's a good job I'm sat down.
This is how GMoS must feel every night of the week.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:50, archived)

Unbearably sexy?

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:50, archived)

I heard a rumour he's going to climb the Eiffel tower from the outside then have sex with loads of French birds with big tits at the top.
Well played that man.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:52, archived)

The afterwards he'll send them away, and stand on the viewing deck...
Topless, brooding, all tousled hair and erect nipples.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:54, archived)

Little knowing Moohalaa does that very same feat most weekends.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:57, archived)

But that's at the top of blackpool tower and he gets sucked off by a Peter Kaye lookalike

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:59, archived)

OH MYKEY!
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 3:03, archived)

How could a man living in Aberdeen sink so low :*(?

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 3:04, archived)