I'm so drunk I can barely read the original post.
I'm guessing MONGS ETC.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:52, archived)

*high fives*
You fucking drunk, you make me sick.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:55, archived)

Touch my private internet parts

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:56, archived)

Fuck yes, my hands are running through your hkeys
I'm messing with regedit but WHO CARES!
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:58, archived)