Ah it's only 'cos its late & no ones around
if you'd turned up during the day you would've:

Been accused of being several banned users
Been gazzed by several people asking to see your tits
Ridiculed if you mentioned you had a dying friend / relative
( broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 May 2009, 5:02, archived)

if people want to see my tits
all they have to do is look at my profile.
Maybe I'll stick around and see what happens. Its day time here in Aus - my night is your day. I have no dying friends or relatives and my writing style is too distinct to be anyone but me!
Should be fun ey chappie?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 5:04, archived)

I'll drink to that

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 May 2009, 5:08, archived)

of course you would.
I'd expect nothing less.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 5:10, archived)