You have a pocket wocket?

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 May 2009, 5:17, archived)

Aye I do.
tis clawing at my thigh.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 5:18, archived)

I think you'll find that's a
1/ cat
2/ possum
3/ amorous b3tan
( broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 May 2009, 5:21, archived)

ohhh
it has fur and whiskers.
stupid cat.
Question - why do cats knead you with their claws?! it fucking kills!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 5:23, archived)

It's their way of saying I love you, because you feed me
I'm off to bed, got a birthday party in a few hours & I'm off my pickle. Nice to make your acquaintance
( broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 May 2009, 5:26, archived)

"off your pickle"? that's a new one.
have a nice sleep! nice meeting you too. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 May 2009, 5:28, archived)