Go around there an give their baby something to cry about.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 7:49, archived)

Their baby already seems to have plenty to cry about...I might crawl through into their loft space with my circular saw and cut out "ceiling cat" style holes in the ceiling of each room...
( C, Sat 9 May 2009, 7:51, archived)