I'd rather get woken up by a saw at 07:00 once in a blue moon than by a screaming baby at 05:30 most days... Though I do appreciate we have thin walls, which is why I dont march round to complain about their noise every time I get woken up.
( C, Sat 9 May 2009, 7:57, archived)

How can you complain about a baby crying?
What are they supposed to do, switch it off?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 9 May 2009, 7:58, archived)

I know the baby can't help crying, but they could probably have chosen until they could live in more appropriate housing before deciding to start a family, or could put the baby in the bedroom on the end of the terrace rather than right next to my bedroom.
( C, Sat 9 May 2009, 8:05, archived)

Good grief.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 9 May 2009, 8:06, archived)

or maybe you could admit that you did the wrong thing and move on with your life

( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 9 May 2009, 8:11, archived)

How on earth do you expect me to enjoy my weekend if I haven't spent a good 2 hours bitching about something that was probably my fault to strangers on the internet?
( C, Sat 9 May 2009, 8:17, archived)

Well, I'm sure they feel the same
But there's not much you can do about a screaming baby. You on the other hand deliberately used your saw at a stupid time in the morning.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 7:58, archived)

Whisky.
That'll stop a screaming baby
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 8:09, archived)