Phone monkey?
Since when has a hotel receptionist, who almost singlehandedly represents the hotel you are staying at, been demoted to a phone monkey?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:31, archived)

When they are a cock.
Who can't read a bloody date. Can't say you're welcome or goodbye and was basically just impolite and didn't bother to trouble themselves to reassure a customer.
If it wasn't for the fact I've been to this hotel before and I like it I'd be increasingly worried that I was going to some hovel.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:39, archived)

Still, there's no need to be nasty.
Feel the love. Hate the hate.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:40, archived)

No.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:42, archived)