Hello children
How are we celebrating Blue Star being an old dwarf today? I will do so by having a ten hour shift, which will be lovely.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
How are we celebrating Blue Star being an old dwarf today? I will do so by having a ten hour shift, which will be lovely.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
i have other ones, i'll use those, i like the rattlers tho, they are nice and heavy
don't get no false indications from the small fish or the wind
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
don't get no false indications from the small fish or the wind
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
I was having a PANIC but It's ok now.
I have a concert tomorrow and I realised, although I booked and paid for the hotel room a few months ago, that the card I booked the room with had expired and I've not received my replacement yet. Which could cause buggery when I went to check in.
I phoned the hotel and told the phone monkey about my problem. He replied "The card you used to pay doesn't expire till next year..."
I told him the expiry date (last month) and he changed his tune. Said it wouldn't be a problem then went completely silent till I just said thank you and goodbye. Cock.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
I have a concert tomorrow and I realised, although I booked and paid for the hotel room a few months ago, that the card I booked the room with had expired and I've not received my replacement yet. Which could cause buggery when I went to check in.
I phoned the hotel and told the phone monkey about my problem. He replied "The card you used to pay doesn't expire till next year..."
I told him the expiry date (last month) and he changed his tune. Said it wouldn't be a problem then went completely silent till I just said thank you and goodbye. Cock.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
Who wants to walk the streets of Glasgow at all hours of the morning?!
The fucking bell-end can't even read the date.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
The fucking bell-end can't even read the date.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
Now you mention it
Mine runs out on 06/09. I have a hotel booked in That London for the beginning of the month.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
Mine runs out on 06/09. I have a hotel booked in That London for the beginning of the month.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
I phoned the bank last week and they apologised profusely.
Swore my replacement would be here by the end of this week.
Cunts.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
Swore my replacement would be here by the end of this week.
Cunts.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
london?!?!?!?!?1
wow you should like totally come and see me, and we could have a cup of tea in the ritz and that
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
wow you should like totally come and see me, and we could have a cup of tea in the ritz and that
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
Look
I've already spent an arm and a leg getting a hotel Up West. I'm taking sarnies and a flask.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
I've already spent an arm and a leg getting a hotel Up West. I'm taking sarnies and a flask.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
we could sit in hyde park, and that and have a cup of tea
not on a deck chair tho, they charge for those
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
not on a deck chair tho, they charge for those
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
A romantic picnic in the park.
The Sean Tully in him is probably moist at the thought.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
The Sean Tully in him is probably moist at the thought.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
don't tell him but i will take a book of poetry and read it to him whilst feeding him grapes
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
To be honest
I don't want to meet you. I fear the unfamiliar and I will actually be trying to get bollocksed so I can sleep through Mama Mia while the missus enjoys herself.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
I don't want to meet you. I fear the unfamiliar and I will actually be trying to get bollocksed so I can sleep through Mama Mia while the missus enjoys herself.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
don't tell him but i am really heart broken
i've been planning all this since he first mentioned he was coming to london in this thread, the time i've wasted :((((
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
i've been planning all this since he first mentioned he was coming to london in this thread, the time i've wasted :((((
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
chin up and that
he smells of piss anyway. the lengths i go to, to avoid the old cunt when i'm passing through yorkshire. tiring it is.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
he smells of piss anyway. the lengths i go to, to avoid the old cunt when i'm passing through yorkshire. tiring it is.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
Oh I heard it loud and clear, dear.
Along with the deafening hum of flies screaming for mercy as they tried to escape your cavernous clunge.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
Along with the deafening hum of flies screaming for mercy as they tried to escape your cavernous clunge.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
well, that's all my plans thrown out of the window
i suppose i will have to find someone else to share my time with, good day to you sir
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
i suppose i will have to find someone else to share my time with, good day to you sir
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
Did he sing "The card you used to pay doesn't expire till next year..."
To the tune of She'll be Coming Round the Mountain when she Comes?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
To the tune of She'll be Coming Round the Mountain when she Comes?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
The card you used to pay, doesn't expire till next year
The card you used to pay, doesn't expire till next year
The card you used to pay doesn't expire
used to pay doesn't expire
The card you used to pay, doesn't expire till next year
:)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
The card you used to pay, doesn't expire till next year
The card you used to pay doesn't expire
used to pay doesn't expire
The card you used to pay, doesn't expire till next year
:)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
it could
if you shortened some of the words.
"t'card you used t'pay does not expire til next year"
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
if you shortened some of the words.
"t'card you used t'pay does not expire til next year"
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
So what you're saying is...
It doesn't work (unless you change it...)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
It doesn't work (unless you change it...)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
That sounds like an Obamanism
I'd go with "phrasing it properly" ;)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
I'd go with "phrasing it properly" ;)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
Phone monkey?
Since when has a hotel receptionist, who almost singlehandedly represents the hotel you are staying at, been demoted to a phone monkey?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
Since when has a hotel receptionist, who almost singlehandedly represents the hotel you are staying at, been demoted to a phone monkey?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
When they are a cock.
Who can't read a bloody date. Can't say you're welcome or goodbye and was basically just impolite and didn't bother to trouble themselves to reassure a customer.
If it wasn't for the fact I've been to this hotel before and I like it I'd be increasingly worried that I was going to some hovel.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
Who can't read a bloody date. Can't say you're welcome or goodbye and was basically just impolite and didn't bother to trouble themselves to reassure a customer.
If it wasn't for the fact I've been to this hotel before and I like it I'd be increasingly worried that I was going to some hovel.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
Still, there's no need to be nasty.
Feel the love. Hate the hate.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
Feel the love. Hate the hate.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
I was 21 in Portugal
Of course, it was called Lusitania in those days.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
Of course, it was called Lusitania in those days.
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
I just spend £100 on a printer and what not so I can print my dissertation
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
I might suggest it would be cheaper to borrow a mate's printer,
But what do I know?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
But what do I know?
( , Sat 9 May 2009, 11:18, archived)