I got a train from Leeds once
I didn't realise the local custom was to elbow your way through the crowds of commuters the second the train came in sight
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

Cunts, they are
Even cattle have better manners.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:10, archived)