HOLY FUCK!
We have FUCKING HAILSTONES!!!!!!!!!

It's May for fuck sake!

EDIT: Aww, it's stopped already, now it's just pissing down.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

no hailstones here
I just mowed the lawn
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

you tell all the best stories

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

and I watched Star Trek ONLINE!
with russian subtitles
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

what happened next!

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

lunch probably

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

oh boy

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

were there lots of wessels?

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

Where's the cocking Sun?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

next to the star and the mirror

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

Me too.
And the hedges and borders and shit.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 9 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

down with the kidz eh?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

where the hell are you?

( Batsgirl, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

Scotland.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6136361
( Batsgirl, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

haha, unlucky

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

Could be worse.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

That's what you get for living in wrong-land

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

So do you.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

But it's sunny here

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

Not for long I bet.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

Stop being so cheery

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

I will allow you to come to the bus station at 10.30 tomorrow with bacon rolls for me, ok?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

That's ok
But don't be surprised if I don't :P
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

You only have to deliver them.
You can piss off again after that.

Make sure there is tomato sauce on them though.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

Uh huh

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

Don't scrimp on the bacon either.
I don't want to be hungry on the bus.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

I got rather drunk last night.
I've only been drunk 3 times this year, each time in this month.

Lovely social anxiety distroying vodka, and your harsh cruel mistriss, the hangover.

Atually, it's not to bad, yay vodka and handfulls of verious painkillers !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

Are you drinking your way out of the hangover?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

Nah', it's not bad enough for that.
i meant, yay vodka for last night, yay painkillers for... well, I'm always taking them.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

gosh, weather

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

cheer up eh?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

how can I be cheery when there is weather occuring?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

it rained a bit here yesterday
then it was sunny, then it rained again, then it was windy

I'm expecting a cold snap
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

I'm so sorry

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

in other news, I just brushed my teeth

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

I've just finished eating my toast.
I might have a Feast now. Would you like to hear about what shoes I'm wearing?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

I ate some food once

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

Me too!
This means we're married.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

FUCKING HELL!
it's a bit windy.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

In your pants.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

Weather!
YES!

Hurray, the shop across the road has Mint Feasts.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

I am ambivalent about Feasts.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

Played beach football this morning and our goal started to blow away.
Therefore my forecast for today is - Windy.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 9 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

You are more likely to get hail in Spring and Autumn that any other time of year

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

Stop it with your facts and sense.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

Well my sense was wrong it's actually early summer
Hail forms in strong thunderstorm clouds, particularly those with intense updrafts, high liquid water content, great vertical extent, large water droplets, and where a good portion of the cloud layer is below freezing 0 °C (32 °F). The growth rate is maximized at about −13 °C (9 °F), and becomes vanishingly small much below −30 °C (−22 °F) as supercooled water droplets become rare. For this reason, hail is most common in mid-latitudes during early summer where surface temperatures are warm enough to promote the instability associated with strong thunderstorms, but the upper atmosphere is still cool enough to support ice.
( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

Swot!
Hello
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

Hello Mr Bogus
I am off to Forster Square in a moment to spend money I do not have. How are you?
( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

Bored and really looking forward to doing the last train from L**ds tonight
I asked for the day off too. Go to Home Bargains, you can get a big jar of pickled jalapeños for 89p.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

Oh, and I'll be in Forster Square station at 3 if you're about to cheer me up.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

Oooo we might be, I'll look out for you, will you be on the platform?

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

Platform 3 probably, on our way to Ilkley

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

I got a train from Leeds once
I didn't realise the local custom was to elbow your way through the crowds of commuters the second the train came in sight
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

Cunts, they are
Even cattle have better manners.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

Hailstorms are good
but they last about 5 seconds.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:03, archived)