I wrote one about you.
It's only got one lyric that is said once, and it is sung acapella.

Here it is:

"Shit".
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 9 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

:(

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:21, archived)