I've also written a song about JMG
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/mp3/9d1a18c81c4ca7af6aee8da497e1ae8a_jmg.mp3
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

That's shit.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

I wrote one about you.
It's only got one lyric that is said once, and it is sung acapella.

Here it is:

"Shit".
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 9 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

:(

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

Needs more cowbells

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

I LOVE THIS.
And it's all terribly true.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

like fuck I'm going to listen that
A jingle jangle medley of a spastic having an epileptic fit in the primary school music instrument box whilst yelling his lungs out about somebody who has a regional accent. How the fuck does that count as entertainment?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:22, archived)

TO THE POPULAR PAGE WITH THIS!

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

My ire seems to hit the popular page with crushing dependability
which only proves that this places needs more, not fewer, eloquent tirades.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:26, archived)

I love your words.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:27, archived)

You're just saying that in the hope that I nosh you off

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:30, archived)

I can only hope.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:36, archived)

TO THE POMPOUS PAGE WITH THIS!

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:32, archived)

I fully endorse this concept

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

I remember when you used to be funny

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

I remember when you ARE A BITTER RACIST AND YOU ARE A PAEDOPHILE AND I DON'T EVEN CARE ANYWAY.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:28, archived)

it's true, I only rape white children

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:30, archived)

This is you, this is:
www.fmylife.com/love/1475511
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:28, archived)

That's the best advice a grandparent can give
after all they only contributed 25% of your DNA. They don't owe you shit.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:30, archived)

Top parenting:
www.fmylife.com/health/1135948
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:33, archived)

Haha, that's ace

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

not necessarily 25%
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

Wait, what?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:36, archived)

Now let me get this straight
Ptolemy VIII fucks his own neice?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:36, archived)

A lot of them appear to be nobbing their sisters.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

Hahaha
Christ...the ancient Egyptians were hellbent on breeding mongs.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:37, archived)

That's why Cleopatra was allegedly an ugly bitch, and not gorgeous like films portray her.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

Cleopatra could have been fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
It's the double-brother-fucking Cleopatra VII who would have had 14 fingers, three tits and a bottom lip she could pull all the way over her head in emergencies.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:39, archived)

*click*

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:41, archived)

Cleopatra VII is the one played by Liz Taylor etc.

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:42, archived)

My lip comment still stands

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:46, archived)

She was Welsh
her lineage would no doubt be equally dubious.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

This is who I meant.
The one Caesar shagged. Bitch. I well fancy Caesar.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

I think it's time for your nap.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:29, archived)

NO.,
I'm going to make a one hour epic musical journey through space.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:29, archived)

You are not Holst.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:33, archived)