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That's the best advice a grandparent can give
after all they only contributed 25% of your DNA. They don't owe you shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
Haha, that's ace

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

not necessarily 25%
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
Wait, what?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
Now let me get this straight
Ptolemy VIII fucks his own neice?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
A lot of them appear to be nobbing their sisters.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
Hahaha
Christ...the ancient Egyptians were hellbent on breeding mongs.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
That's why Cleopatra was allegedly an ugly bitch, and not gorgeous like films portray her.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
Cleopatra could have been fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
It's the double-brother-fucking Cleopatra VII who would have had 14 fingers, three tits and a bottom lip she could pull all the way over her head in emergencies.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
*click*

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
Cleopatra VII is the one played by Liz Taylor etc.

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
My lip comment still stands

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
She was Welsh
her lineage would no doubt be equally dubious.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
This is who I meant.
The one Caesar shagged. Bitch. I well fancy Caesar.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:47, archived)